Stories

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Please find below a selection of my stories.  From the profoundly absurd and wickedly bizarre to the disturbingly dark and hauntingly grim, there’s sure to be something here for your reading pleasure.


Poets of the Fringe

Tripping

Massive Fuck Off Beard

McAllister’s Woe

The Ship of Nails

Infernal Solicitations

À La Carte

Nasal Oddity

The Twat

A Bit of a Pickle

Strange Luminescence

The Little Crap That Couldn’t

An Incident at the Pearly Gates

Maximum Pensioner Overdrive

Terrek the Epic Bastard

Consumed

Vlad the Impaler’s Rainbow Rampage

The Cabin on the Shore

Through the Night

Spore

The Last Magical Fart Donkey

The Cybernetic Pope

Peeper

Arachnobrain

Ophelia Bewbs and the Walruses of Lust

Amongst the Stones

Scissoring the Alien

Cadaver

The Deity in Tartan

That Sinking Feeling

Transformation

Amorphophallus Titanum

Ophelia Bewbs’ Dark Desire

King of Rhins Isle

Dance of the Infernals

The Seed

A Purple Odyssey

Southern Justice

The Idiot’s Offspring

The Spandex Waffle Donkey

Hangman and the Seven Kwangs

Carnival of the Dead